Don’t Be a Dick - Scented soy candle

Truly, all you need in this like is too not be a dick, do that and you'll be just fine. Smooth-burning natural wax fills a reusable glass jar that cleans up beautifully when the flame is spent. Choose from a range of twelve thoughtfully blended scents (from Apple Harvest and Christmas Warmth to Sea Salt + Orchid or Unscented) made with essential oils and crafted to set a mood—cozy, oceanic, fresh, or exotic. Burns roughly 50–60 hours, uses a 100% cotton wick, and meets ASTM safety standards. The clean white wax and glossy permanent label give a modern, minimal look that fits on a shelf, desk, or nightstand and keeps the message front and center.

Product features

- Eco-friendly, vegan soy wax blend with no parabens, phthalates, plastics, or synthetic dyes.

- Reusable glass vessel—clean and repurpose as decor after burning.

- Choice of 12 fragrance options (including Apple Harvest, Sea Salt + Orchid, Cinnamon Vanilla, Unscented).

- Long burn time: approximately 50–60 hours; 100% cotton wick; ASTM safety compliant.

- One size: 2.8" × 3.5" glass jar with a glossy permanent adhesive label; assembled in the USA.

Care instructions

- Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.